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Dear Scottish Gas,
For the umteemth time, Miss J M Clinton DOES NOT live at 2/2. I think she lives at 2/4. Please stop sending her gas and electric bills to 2/2. I was kind enough to redeliver the first two. I even wrote on them to point out the mistake and give her a chance to correct it. Since she hasn't or you've failed to do this, I've been returning them to sender with a message saying that she doesn't live at 2/2 and why don't you try 2/4. In the past two days I've three letters for her from yourselves. Piss Off. She doesn't live here. She's never lived here. This property is supplied by Scottish POWER and I have the bills to prove it. Any further communication to her will either be given to my hamster for shredding or put in my to do pile which means it may take 18 months for me to do anything with it.
Now fuck off and leave me in peace.
No love,
Lauren
p.s. No I can't talk to her. Our last interaction involved the police at 4am warning her to turn the bloody volume or risk an ASBO. Because of this I'm reluctant to have any further contact with her.


I've actually written something similar to this on the envelope that I shall be returning to them. I'm tempted to put the three items into another envelope and include this letter and post it to their undeliverable address without postage. Not My Problem.

Dear friends list,
Why do several different items for several different people in my stair all come to 2/2? For once it's NOT Royal Mail's fault. Items from the Dogs Trust for Miss C H in 2/7 with the address 2/2. Items from Carphone Warehouse, for a Mr F, who I think lives in 2/5, come with the address 2/2. Items for a Mr D, actual address unknown, also come addressed to 2/2. What the fuck is going on? If it weren't for the fact that I know three of the four people actually live in this stair I'd be inclined to think there was some sort of fraud going on.

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I'm all for women only and men only swimming sessions to give members of certain religions the opportunity to learn to swim. What I am not in favour of is forcing a strict swimwear code on ALL people attending these sessions. Members of the general public attend these sessions too and some members of these religions don't follow as strict a dress code as others. It's unfair on all and damages relations between the cultures.

"It also puts moderate Muslims in an awkward position as it suggests, wrongly, that they are not devout enough, simply because they choose not to cover themselves in a shroud in a pool." - Douglas Murray

From here

Edit: Four entries (one private, one friends-only and two public) in one day. I must be making up for lost time.