"We're DOOMED!! LHC going online soon..."
Sep. 7th, 2008 05:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
luckyloveFrom the British Army Rumour Service
"Great news everyone, we're almost ready to run the risk of destroying everything, everywhere!! Huzzah Very Happy
That "fcuk of big magnet" which they've spent billions on over the past 14 years, which will produce as much energy as was present in 1 trillionth of a second after the BIG BANG will be fired up proper in the next 9 days.
sify.com/news/fullstor...d=14750323
www.telegraph.co.uk/ne...world.html
www.lhcdefense.org/
So why all the worry?? Some leading scientists have taken a fresh look and say that the risks of doing something rather nasty and irreversible are almost zero, not zero, but almost... Shocked
So time yet to open a book, odds on:
- Stable neutral hawking radiation free black hole grows and eats planet
- Chain of "stranglets" turn the Earth into a twisted lump of strange matter
- 17 mile chunk of France-Switerland launched into space, Earths trajectory altered
- MK II Universe created
- Alien Battlecruisers arrive through worm hole and deliver orbital bombardment
- Fuse blows, ring cracks & billions of £'s fizzle out of existence overnight
- Boffins say fcuk it, crank it up to 11 and plug in a Guitar
Well we will soon know one way or the other in 9 days time as the worlds largest and most expensive experiment ever goes online."
Back to me and CCTV footage of a boy being hit by a bus. The police have released this to make other pupils aware of the dangers passing traffic can pose.
Has anyone else noticed that the volume on the BBC video player goes up to 11?
"Great news everyone, we're almost ready to run the risk of destroying everything, everywhere!! Huzzah Very Happy
That "fcuk of big magnet" which they've spent billions on over the past 14 years, which will produce as much energy as was present in 1 trillionth of a second after the BIG BANG will be fired up proper in the next 9 days.
sify.com/news/fullstor...d=14750323
www.telegraph.co.uk/ne...world.html
www.lhcdefense.org/
So why all the worry?? Some leading scientists have taken a fresh look and say that the risks of doing something rather nasty and irreversible are almost zero, not zero, but almost... Shocked
So time yet to open a book, odds on:
- Stable neutral hawking radiation free black hole grows and eats planet
- Chain of "stranglets" turn the Earth into a twisted lump of strange matter
- 17 mile chunk of France-Switerland launched into space, Earths trajectory altered
- MK II Universe created
- Alien Battlecruisers arrive through worm hole and deliver orbital bombardment
- Fuse blows, ring cracks & billions of £'s fizzle out of existence overnight
- Boffins say fcuk it, crank it up to 11 and plug in a Guitar
Well we will soon know one way or the other in 9 days time as the worlds largest and most expensive experiment ever goes online."
Back to me and CCTV footage of a boy being hit by a bus. The police have released this to make other pupils aware of the dangers passing traffic can pose.
Has anyone else noticed that the volume on the BBC video player goes up to 11?
